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Prologue Wanna hear about the weirdest trial I ever had? This is a story about how a little, tiny, nothing ...
Like our Constitutional government, I am a lawyer of the people, by the people, and for the people. And by “people,” I mean, “corporations and high net worth individuals.”
I represent the top 1% of the city of Megalopolis. And anyone else who will pay my fees. I offer thoroughly average legal representation that you could get from literally any other lawyer, because in the end we aren’t all that different and most of the time the outcomes are basically predetermined anyway.
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