Hey there, friends! Feel free to drop me a line! If you have an abstract legal problem you want to discuss anonymously and want me to provide a terrible analysis that in no way will resemble legal advice, then send me an email! Or, if you’re super cool, you can hit me up on one of these social media thingies that all the kids use but that I have no idea how to manage, because lawyers are allergic to technology!

Email:
[email protected]

Telephone:
555-THE-LAW

Fax:
555-FAX-ME

Address:
1875 Main Street
Suite 3800
Megalopolis, USA

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